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The Tattershall Castle, the venue for SpirtuAll 2014

No matter what tradition you practice, you will not want to miss the 2014 SpirituAll Spring gathering of traditions – the world’s first day long gathering of ~~potential customers~~ *Ahem* “practitioners” from the length and breadth of the British Isles.

In about the year 1990, novelist and world’s greatest expert on the occult ALEX SUMNER began going out to the pub … legally. In 2014 he has decided to invite fellow occultists to come out drinking with him on Saturday 5th April, at the Tattershall Castle, on the banks of the River Thames, from 12pm onwards (nearest tube: Embankment). Spiritual seekers come from all across the world, although realistically they will only do so if they happen to be in London, England that weekend.

YOU too are invited – no matter what sort of Spirituality you practice. Hey, if you’re willing to buy one of Alex’ books, he’s not proud!!!

Adjacent to the Tattershall Castle are London’s West End and all of the capital’s famous landmarks, so theoretically you don’t have to stay all day drinking at the venue, but could make a day out of it.

The venue is a fully fledged pub and restaurant. Instead of a sky-clad hot-tub, it’s right on the River Thames itself! You can go skinny-dipping if you want, I’m sure the river police will only be too happy to turn a blind-eye.

Here is the present gathering schedule:

Alex gets a round in – just before people actually start arriving for the event!
Lunch
Alex tries to sell people his books.
Depending on how much money he has got from the previous item, Alex might get a round in properly this time.
Gossiping about everything that is wrong with the current occult scene, freemasonry, fluffy-bunny neo-pagans, Nick Farrell, etc.
Alex does Tarot readings.
Depending on how much money he makes from the Tarot readings, Alex may get another round in.
Alex will demonstrate a fearsome Enochian ritual for opening a Hell-mouth in the middle of the bar.
Alex will be escorted from the venue by the security staff and handed over to the Police.
Alex will cunningly slip the Police the old funny hand-shake.
Alex will be escorted back into the venue by the rozzers, just in time to get yet another round in.
etc etc etc