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Spell To Get A Snow-Day Off Work Or School

Empower this sigil, which is the Sigil of Ithaqua The Wind-Walker, with the following incantation:

Ia Ithaqua!
Come, ye Wendigo!
Ia Ithaqua!
Snow Snow Snow!
Ia Ithaqua!
School and Work: No!
Ia Ithaqua!
Snow Snow Snow!

NB: as those who know their Cthulhu Mythos will appreciate, this is tantamount to summoning one of the Great Old Ones, so this probably won’t work without a human sacrifice or two. Have fun!

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