Jack Daniels Tenessee Honey
OK, doing a solar return chart for myself, to see what the forthcoming year has in store for me. Lemme see…
- The ruler of the Ascendant is Mercury, indicating I will be mainly concerned with Mercurial things like writing and tarot cards, etc
- The moon is in the third house, which is all about communication and writings…
Hey wait a minute, this is crap! The stars are telling me I’m going to have exactly the sort of year that I would have expected to have! What’s the bloody point of doing all this astrology lark if it tells me what I know already?
Hang on, there’s more:
- The Sun is in the fifth house, which my crib tells me is all about pleasurable emotions, love affairs and the arts; and
- The Sun is also trine Jupiter, which when Retrograde signifies spiritual growth and mysticism
Aha! This is more like it! Not only am I going to get laid, I shall become even more spiritually advanced than I am now, if indeed that were possible. This calls for another shot of Tenessee Honey. Cheers everyone! 🙂
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Attack of the Killer Cucumbers
In 1978, when Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was released, audiences laughes at vegetables rising up against humanity. Come 2011 with the current E-Coli outbreak, they’re not laughing now.
It is all to do with the recent Rapture. Now the first of the tribulations is occurring – Vegetable Apocalypse!
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