And to think I first wrote this just three months ago, on July 7th!
News today that the UK has gained a vacancy for a new head of Government. Given that this my nation’s hour of need, I, Alex Sumner, have decided to volunteer to take up the role. And not least because my fiancée and I have been looking for a new pad and could do with somewhere in London close to the West End!
During my premiership, I would concentrate on three areas of public policy:
Reform the Ministerial Code
Clearly, breaching the Ministerial Code as it now stands has been as dangerous as being licked by an overly affectionate Labrador. I briefly considered whether all Government Ministers should be obliged to wear a device which gives them a mild electric shock whenever they commit an infringement, just to remind them.
Instead, I have decided to institute a Three Strikes and You’re Out Rule, i.e. in future a…
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