Not only have Scientists found God, they can now have Mass as well!!! This finding of the Higgs-Boson is all very well and good, but there are two rather obvious (to my mind) questions which need answering, viz. -
- How is mankind going to make use of the Higgs-Boson now it’s actually been found; and
- What the hell are they going to do with the Large Hadron Collider now???
Let’s face it, there is now a large circular tunnel underneath Switzerland which overnight has been turned into a White Elephant. So what I would like for the many millions of readers of this blog to do is to post their funniest suggestion for the what to do with a Large Hadron Collider that’s going spare as a comment to this blog-post.
The best suggestion will win a free autographed copy of my newest book, This Is Not A Fairy Story – due out this August. Closing date is Friday 13th July 2012, or as soon as CERN admit they got it wrong and haven’t found the Higgs-Boson at all, whichever comes sooner.
The way it spins round so fast I would turn it into a giant tumble dryer and get a good contract with the military to make lots of cash. They have a lot of uniforms to wash and dry !
Frater Erasmus says:
It’s Obvious that it is now a large underground Magick Circle!
The Magick that resonates the most in a circle of that type is
of the “Post Modern” variety?